Day 226 ~ why is my twitter not working -__-

• who puts fifteen billion frozen waters in the freezer so one can fall out on my ankle damn near breaking it?!?!?!
• why is my twitter.com not working???
• the uniform gods smiled upon my son with this new middle school placement…
• i should cut these claws of mine… but i don’t want to… they don’t bother me any…
• still wondering why 99.9% of the guys i am attracted to are assholes…
• if being an asshole was a guy’s only flaw… i’d run away to marry him in a heartbeat…
• the govenor emails me at work… i don’t care if i work for you… i don’t want to read that shit…
• got stuck on the transition scene in my short story that swears it wants to be a novella when it grows up…
• now how to get unstuck…
• i found a new moscato that i like
• if my sister threw away the bottle before i could write down what it was then i will be forced to kill her
• still haven’t found any fucks to give… if you see some though… pass them my way… there is quite a waiting list forming