The hard part about breakups is realizing who gets custody of the “friends”.
Seriously, this is incredibly tricky when couples run in the same circles. It often makes me wary about even dating someone who runs in the same circle as me. Why add more drama to an already uncomfortable situation?
Their friends were always their friends and only became your friend because you were dating them.
See this is why fucks cannot be given
You give one and they want them all
They want them how they want them
When they want them
Heaven forbid the turtle move too slowly for them
All fucks should be given immediately
This is why fucks cannot be given
Because then when you try to tell them water is wet
They look at you like you are crazy
Tell them fire is hot
They look at you like you’re the one…
Okay… so… apparently I am addicted to moving. I am sitting here thinking about it and I have moved almost every year since 2005. It actually averages out to every year because I moved twice the first year and one year I didn’t move at all.
I say all that to giggle because I actually hate moving. I despise packing and unpacking. The stress of searching for a new place that will not make my…